OrangeVerse LVIII: He's Ba-a-a-ck!

After the US Senate failed to convict former president Donald Trump of the crime of incitement of insurrection, the twice-impeached president issued a statement. 

My guess is that only a couple of sentences - three, I think - were written by him. The rest of them? Maybe he went to Jared, or Ivanka. They're not crazy enough to have been written by either of the Millers, or Scavino.

Here it is, in full, for your reading pleasure. See if you can figure out which words are Trump's and which came from the professionals. 

Only the Best Lawyers

I want to first thank my team of
dedicated lawyers and others for their
 tireless work upholding justice and defending truth.

Anyone Seen My Pocket Constitution?

My deepest thanks
 as well to all of the United States
Senators and Members of Congress
 who stood proudly for the
Constitution we all revere
 and for the sacred legal principles
 at the heart of our country.
 
Impartial, Like Impartial Justice

Our cherished 

Constitutional Republic
was founded on the
 impartial rule of law,
the indispensable safeguard
for our liberties our rights,
and our freedoms.

SAD! BAD! BIGLY!
It is a sad commentary
on our times that one
political party in American
is given a free pass to
denigrate the rule of law,
 defame law enforcement,
cheer mobs, excuse rioters,
and transform justice
 into a tool of political vengeance,
and persecute, blacklist,
cancel and suppress all people
and viewpoints with whom or which
 they disagree. 

Honestly?

I always have,
and always will, be
a champion for the
unwavering rule of law,
the heroes of law enforcement,
and the right of Americans
to peacefully and honestly
debate the issues of the day
 without malice and hate.

 Which Witch is This?

This has been yet another
phase of the greatest witch hunt
in the history of our Country.
No president has ever
 gone through anything
like it, and it continues
because our opponents cannot
forget the almost 75 million people,
the highest ever for a sitting president,
who voted for us just a few short months ago.

I Want to Thank You
I also want to convey
my gratitude to the millions of
decent, hardworking, law-abiding
God-and-Country loving
citizens who have bravely
supported these important principles
 in these very difficult and challenging times.

Moving On and On and On

Our historic, patriotic and
 beautiful movement
to Make America Great Again
has only just begun.
In the months ahead I
 have much to share with you,
 and I look forward to
continuing our incredible journey
together to achieve American
 greatness for all of our people. 
There has never been anything like it!

I'm a Working Man

We have so much work ahead of us,
and soon we will emerge with a vision for a bright,
radiant and limitless American future.
Together there is nothing
we cannot accomplish.

One is the Happiest Number

We remain one People,
one family, and
one glorious nation 

under God, and it's
our responsibility to
preserve this magnificent 

inheritance for our children 

and for generations
of Americans to come.

May God bless all of you,
and may God forever bless
the United States of America.

Did you miss him? Have no fear - there was another statement, and who knows how long it'll take before the next, and the next, and the next...